I have a problem... my abdomen was so bloated today, it was distended. My uniform felt especially tight today. I experience this discomfort ever since I started flying and sometimes, I look 3 months pregnant if I don't suck in my tummy.

Oh and guess what? The complex leader told me that I need to watch my BMI. That's Body Mass Index if you don't already know. Right... I don't mean to be mean but isn't it kinda ironic coming from someone who has no waistline and a double chin?

For the record, I only make snide remarks about anal-retentive, nit-picking people who vaguely resemble a mother cow. No offence to the cows though...

I just found the whole situation hilarious haha:) But honestly, I do want to work on it and whip myself into tip-top shape. Like that of Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie.